Top bunk or bottom? If you sleep on the top, you're afraid you're too fat and will fall through to crush the person on bottom. If you're on bottom, it's your life that's in danger, amirite?

+264 Top bunk or bottom? If you sleep on the top, you're afraid you're too fat and will fall through to crush the person on bottom. If you're on bottom, it's your life that's in danger, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Top. I wouldn't necessarily die, unless some war was going on, or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Top. I might get a little bruise and some soreness from the fall, but I'm better off than the sucker who chose the bottom. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Plus, if you're on the bottom, you have the added worry about not knowing if the person on top wets their bed, and if they do, will it seep through the mattress and leak on to you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A couple weeks ago, I went to camp for a school trip and at around 2 am, all my cabin hears from the one beside us is a big thump then like 10 girls yelling "Shyanne! You're SO fat!" 1 girl sits on the top bunk and it breaks on her yet there were 6 of us on one in our cabin and it didn't break.

by Anonymous 12 years ago