It's one of life's cruel tricks that by the time you're old enough to afford a flashy sports car, you look ridiculous driving it, amirite?

That's why you buy an expensive car when you're young. You'll probably be homeless because the debt will add on and you won't have money, but hey you'll look cool!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Until they repossess it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hide in Mexico. Problem solved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then it'll get stolen. Or they'll see it when you go through the checkpoint that you're being looked for by the police. And if you don't go through the checkpoint, you'll ruin your car when you attempt to drive through the Rio Grande.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They don't care about who goes IN, though so it should be easy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ya, but who cares if you have a cool car if you're in MEXICO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good point. I never think about going into mexico. They still check, though, cuz it's their job.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Buy grenades and go out with a bang

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bruno?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never saw the movie but im sorry for copying i guess

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bruno Mars sings the song Grenade, silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then he should of said bruno mars. Lol eh whatever im getting voted down anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I figured the reference would be rather apparent

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More than one bruno... so no. plus Bruno by itself is a movie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Isn't that how old guys end up with girls in their 20s?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ya, and then when they die or divorce they get all the money. I believe the term is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kanye West?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, Jamie Foxx, silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

whatever Lola wants Loooooo-la gets....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shark Tales FTW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that was from Damn Yankees . . . I guess Shark Tales parodied it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By the time you have enough money to do anything, all you want to do is sit around all day, trying to hold on to memories. That was more depressing than I meant for it to sound.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Almost as depressing as the time my wife left me for my doctor after he misdiagnosed me with chlamydia. Now THEY both have chlamydia. chlamydia is the name of our three-year-old daughter. My wife got full custody in the divorce...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O_o Chauncy, man, you make no sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word." "Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, the naming of Chlamydia was the doctor's idea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I just bought a new convertible, i cant wait to feel the wind in my hair!" "You don't have any hair Grandpa!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yes I DO!" "Grandpa, put your shirt back on! Back hair doesn't count!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"well what about-" "GRANDPA ZIP YOUR PANTS BACK UP RIGHT NOW"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Like HELL I will!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drive your Corvette up to the golf course. Suck at golf but blame it on the arthritis. Then go home and take a pill to get the blood going right so you can make love to your wife. And you get paid to do this! Being old sounds fantastic!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you get PAID>!?!?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"... afFORD a flashy sports car..." Very subtle pun. I almost missed it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): You look like you're trying to get a lot of publicity on POTD =P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know if it's working. MAYBE I SHOULD COMMENT MORE!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Well we can just have a lengthy conversation here, someone's bound to click our names. SHHH.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah. I don't think anyone reading today's POTD has the GUTS or the HUTSBA to click our names. *blatantly winks*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People might click on my name, since apparently I'm smoking in the thumbnail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People might click on my name, since apparently I'm smokin'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I agree. DO NOT CLICK MY NAME AND READ MY PROFILE. I WILL BE EXTREMELY OFFENDED IF YOU DO. (reverse psychology always works)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DON'T GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS AND A SPORTS CAR

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DON'T RAPE ME!! yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok I won't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

who made this post?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it was Anthony

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm only in my 30s but I've had very nice cars ever since I could drive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Only" in your 30s? Dude, most of us are teenagers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool flashy sports cars always look ridiculous. and 99% of the time they also reek of the scent known simply as Douchebag

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet you're just jealous because you can't afford a sports car.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you there God, it's me Margaret? Just a quick question- can YOU afford a flashy sports car?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm god. I can make all the sports cars I want.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I going to heaven? Can I have one of those sports cars?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's that smell? That smelly smell that smells...smelly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its not like its that expensive to afford a 350z or a mustang. You can get a used one for around 12-17 grand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago