+247 When your parents make you do the dishes, break a few in the process. They won't ask you to do the dishes anymore, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They'll just ask you to sweep up the dishes from now on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I thought you meant to break a few dishes each time you do them until there are none left.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That works too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, that's what my old roommate tried to do - did everything so crappy, in the hopes that the rest of us would just not let her do chores because she never did them right. It wouldn't work for me - my mum would make me clean up the broken dishes, finish washing the others, then buy some new ones to replace the broken ones.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats why British "mums" suck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

From Grouchy Rabbit...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom will make you do them until it's done right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or "accidentally" splash water everywhere.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time I did the laundry and apparently broke the washer...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How Not To Have To Dry the Dishes By Shel Silverstein If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful, boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes (‘Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor— Maybe they won’t let you Dry the dishes anymore. It's in "A Light in the Attic".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Isn't this from Shel Silv- ^ yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Been there, done that. I still have to do them...

by Anonymous 12 years ago