+173 When you see a knife out on the kitchen table or counter, you put it away. Just in case a murderer decides to drop by for a visit, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...or just in case you bump into it and send it impaling into your foot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...or just in case there's a freak accident and the knife comes to life and gets "stab happy".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yea sure, that too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure a murderer would bring his own utensil of choice...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn you for stealing what I was gonna say before I said it. Psychic copy cat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not if it aint my turn to clean the kitchen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago