+371 When your mom would answer the phone and say "Yes, I'm his/her mother", you would freeze to access how much shit were in. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*assess?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No access* does she look like a dumbass to you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you kidding? I never worried about that, I always knew what they were going to say. Here's how I assume it went, "Kick was very good in school today, he kept a kid from getting bullied, he aced his test, helped his peers, lead his group to success with his awesome leadership skills and saved a cat from a burning tree." That's why my parents gave me beatings of pride afterwards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sad

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nuf era semordnilap

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excellent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's stuff like that, that gets me beat! STOP IT *Runs away crying*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

& when one of your parents say, "we need to talk," you're automatically thinking that something bad happened and you're like: shit, what did I do this time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago