+395 In the last couple hundred years, 100% of the people that have worn clothing have died. We need to do something about this, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My father died when he wore the shirt I gave him for Fathers' Day... It should've been ME!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...100% of people who have not worn clothes have also died.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

100% of people who don't know what a joke is also die. You might want to take medication for that or something to at least delay the inevitable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well technically this isn't true because I wear clothes all the time and I havnt died

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yet..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

time to go NEKED

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LET'S MAKE AN AMIRITE NUDIST COLONY WE MUST SAVE OURSELVES

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stillborns.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

100% of people die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago