-369 The idea of hiring a hooker and beating her up excites you almost to the point of having an orgasm, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have yya'd if it weren't for the word almost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...you need to get some help.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why? It turns me on and there's nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

actually... there's a lot wrong with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who are you to judge?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol what the hell do you mean who am i to judge?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean exactly what I asked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that makes no sense. it's not like i go around beating up hookers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So that means you're in a position to judge what's right and wrong?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanna be just like ShamWow guy!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNVLFVZ6hI&feature=related The best.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He beat her up because she bit his tongue.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

2/10

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bunch of liars. I know I'm not the only one. I'm just not afraid to admit it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me think of the shamwow guy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He didn't hire her to beat her up though. He hired her to have sex, and he bear her up when she bit his tongue because he was mad. I'm talking about hiring a hooker specifically for the reason of beating her up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And of course I meant "beat up," not "bear up"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, it just made me think of him because he did beat up a hooker

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did this get home-paged?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because I'm not afraid to say what everyone is thinking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but I sort of get it. It’s very much like when a girl kicks a misogynist or an abusive guy in the balls! As we stand over them, curled up on the ground in obvious agony & cradling their agonised testicles, the irony of the situation hits us. The very organs which produce the hormone that makes them bigger & stronger than us, & causes their dangerous aggression, are the most sensitive & delicate part of their bodies. And as we realise that we can so easily take advantage of their exposed position between their legs with a simple kick, knee or punch, we are eternally grateful that natural selection has provided us with such an effective equaliser. And as we look down on them, marvelling at a pain that we cannot comprehend, with feelings of pity mixed with amusement, a thrill runs through our bodies very similar to an orgasm!

by Anonymous 5 months ago