If the Internet was a city, amirite.com would be a Starbucks, and Urban Dictionary would be the hood, amirite?

mlia would be the middle school...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

actually, amirite.com wouldnt be anything...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amirite would be the strip club, the place where we can enjoy ourselves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what the fuck is amirite.com?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, OP here, *amirite.net

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why would amirite be starbucks?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cause it's like a polite (usually) cafe where yuppies sit and discuss matters surfing the wifi on our macbook pros and sipping an iced mocha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know what yuppies meant, so I went to the hood and asked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucking hate Starbucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Agreed. And driving by and seeing the "trendy" kids who think that somehow drinking coffee makes them seem intellectual annoys the hell out of me. It's like put down your frappuccino asshole, you're not fooling anyone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like Starbucks. But that's not the only place I ever go for coffee. I usually brew my own at home, and it's more of a treat when I go. @1309543 (Cuban_B): Those "trendy" kids are annoying, but hey, they're the ones making themselves look bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Google would be the capitol, Facebook would be the suburban housing, and MySpace would be the abandoned downtown district.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Come visit our historic downtown!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wikipedia would be the library

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This would suck for those of us living in Starbucks-free countries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

youtube would be a movie theater and addictinggames would be an arcade

by Anonymous 12 years ago

facebook would be a high school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ebay and amazon would be walmart and target.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Walmart.com would be Walmart and Target.com would be Target..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NEVER

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah come on, give it a chance!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Google would be Dunkin Donuts. America runs on Google.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha that was damn good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yahoo and and Bing would be like the community colleges- no one wants to end up there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear Blank, Please Blank would be the post office.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't email be the post offices?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

4chan would be the insane asylum.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imo~~ Tumblr would be Starbucks, 4chan would be the underdeveloped ghetto, Nick.com would be the elementary school, MLIA would be the middle school, Facebook would be the high school, amirite would be the college/university, Youporn would be the brothel, Myspace would be that weird abandoned house that everyone thinks is haunted, Amazon would be the flea market, Reddit would be the OTHER Starbucks, and I Can Has Cheezburger would be the zoo. C:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tumblr as Starbucks? I was just thinking the same thing. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tumblr is Starbucks and Reddit is Caribou

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tumblr 4 lyf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

simonwang.tumblr.com

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that would just be one of the city dumpsters

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what can i say, haters gon' hate but my 924 followers tell a different story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

keep hating on me you'll only make me stronger

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Myspace is the creepy abandoned playground.

by Anonymous 12 years ago