When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. amirite?

Hahaha nicely done

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand why this is in the joke category.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree, it should be in the "sad but true" category in something, 'cause this planet is full of idiots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who says it's imaginary and who says it's not? You aren't one to decide.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You see mr clown man too?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know I'm not one to decide, this is just my opinion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone has their own opinion. Some people's are based on logic and there is no proof of God. Really how could anyone know if there was a god? if there is an afterlife, you would only know once your dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that's exactly what I'm saying. No one has proof of a god and no one has proof that there isn't a god.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can't be so sure. can science or logic explain everything, or is there a spiritual realm of some sort? I don't have the answers, but I'm not so quick to make fun of other people's beliefs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am not trying to make fun of their beliefs, it's just my opinion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And your opinion is that religion is bullshit. Dude, just say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think it's bullshit, i just don't personally believe in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do we really have to do this again?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is not necessarily making fun of anyone's beliefs, it is simply pointing out the nature of some religons in general.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah yeah yeah, i'm christian, believe in god and all, although i obviously diasgreed with the main point, i still thought it was pretty clever

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Double Standards, if you don't want people preaching you about God then don't preach them on his nonexistence.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Double Standards: Nobody cares when people preach about God, but everyone gets their knickers in a twist when someone preaches about his nonexistence.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you even seen the way some atheist people on this site react when someone says God exist? Obviously not...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I'm not talking about on here, but about real life. This website seems to have a disproportionately larger liberal/atheist population, but I can't mention that I'm an atheist on facebook or even in person to most people without them getting offended, and then trying to preach back to me. Sorry, I probably should have been more clear in my original comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you seen the way some Christians react when someone says god doesn't exist? Obviously not...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't say anything about that...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just a quick question....do you believe this? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29924

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow that's interesting. And no I don't believe any of that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol "if we can think of god he exists". I can think of magical unicorns who poop out rainbows. (ps- im not saying anything negative about god in this comment, just about the idiot who wrote that)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOOK OUT, WE ATHEISTS ARE ALL SECRET COMMIES! I laughed for about five minutes straight at that. Oh, and; "Only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree." hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVERYONE CARES WHEN SOMEONE PREACHES ABOUT GOD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So very true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just would like to point out that this post was very clever. I think everyone,no matter their religious views, is the same in a sense. Atheists (some NOT all) get offended when people preach and Christians (some NOT all) are offended when people say God doesn't exist. To be honest, no one really knows. It's called a BELIEF for a reason...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Atheism, religion, beliefs, blahby blah blah blah. All seriousness (and offense) aside, this post is extremely clever. A bit daring, maybe, but damn clever nonetheless. I respect that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There will be a day when we shall all find out the truth... Then you can tell me that my God is 'imaginary'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really? How do you know God exists? Did he ever come down and say "I am God, worship me!", no? Then how do you know he exists? That's right, you don't so shut up you clearly have no idea of what you're talking about.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is probably asking for trouble, but I'm guessing you forgot the bible?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha! The Bible? Anyone could have written a bunch of random gibberish in a book and called it the holy word. If I wrote a book about aliens coming down and invading Earth people would probably call it a religion in two thousand years.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Something called FAITH. And experiencing super natural things. Seriously? I feel like I'm explaining this to a five year old. I obviously have reasons to believe what I believe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, why do you believe?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because he is real... I can't even explain my faith... That's why it's faith, you just know. And I know my God is real. I'm sorry you probably don't know what I'm talking about.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry you're so stupid as to blindly follow something without any evidence and an extreme amount of contradicting evidence. I'm sorry you're another idiot being fooled by churches witch allows them to rake in the cash. I'm sorry you're such a tool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm an Atheist myself, and I may not agree with the Church and their teachings, but calling somebody stupid for what they believe in and insulting their beliefs is crossing a line... YOU might not agree with it, but doesn't mean EVERYONE disagrees with it. You should respect that and they should give you that respect back. Do you see Wynaut calling you stupid? No. So what gives you that right?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! People always think this about me. I don't hate her because of her beliefs, I hate her because of here condescending attitude. "I'm sorry you don't know what I'm talking about." TRANSLATION: "I'm sorry you're going to hell but I'll pray for you, LOLZ!!!!!!1121!!!!" This bitch has told me "I hope God blesses you." and "I'll pray for you." She pities me because of MY beliefs. That makes me quiver with rage. I would rather have any ones hate then their pity.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know exactly how you feel...trust me...my mother thinks its a phase, my dad doesn't even acknowledge my beliefs and just flat out says I am wrong AND I go to a Catholic school. I don't think that you hate her, I just don't like it when people say they're dumb for their beliefs considering I get it all the time

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I go to a Catholic school to, but, I'm agnostic, so It makes it a little better. My mom tells me not to tell anyone or else I'll get killed. (she really thinks this) I've also been told I'm going to hell many times by my friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My friends know and they respect it, which is good. My mom tells me not to tell people and if my family did find out I would probably be disowned. So I really do know how you feel

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh shit. Man that sucks, just wait a few more years until you're eighteen and wait for the next reunion and then you can tell them. With whatever follows just remember "Live well for it is the greatest revenge."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I planned on letting this be one of those things that no one finds out. Some of my family is very old school and religious and it would just not be a pretty sight. But I don't really mind it's just what I believe and I'm used to just keeping quiet, it took me two years of full secrecy to finally decide to tell people

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I was in your position I'd go fucking insane.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have just adjusted to it...luckily I have my twin brother who is on the same boat along with like three of our friends. When we all get together we talk about our views but other than that I just am really careful with what I say and it makes me a stronger person in the end

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never said whether I believe it one way or the other, but you had to expect that answer right? It's supposed to be the word of God. So by asking has he ever come down etc, you had to know someone would say that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you read the bible?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...? I suppose I should answer "not all of it". I have read sections and such. This isn't really relevant... And it's old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naturally you would say that, though, because you believe in your god. Other people who believed in different gods would say the same thing, so really anybody could be right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Write a post about religion and suddenly everyone takes an amirite post seriously...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I remember when amirite actually had serious posts...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why is your name contradicting your post?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just decided to make that my username...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Of course a joke has to be taken so damn seriously..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sure everyone who is arguing realizes it's a joke but it's actually a little offensive to some.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

See, I love how you can guess it by yourself, you're probably not right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THAT IS JUST MY USERNAME OK? IT IS A JOKE AS WELL AS MY POST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY. OK?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, people bug me about it all the time and I get sick of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's alright, I understand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okey dokey, thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!! I'M CHRISTIAN AND I LAUGHED GET YOUR KNICKERS OUT OF A TWIST.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): You're Christian. Naturally you laughed at this post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a joke, which means the op isn't being serious. You're not supposed to take joke seriously

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All of these comments kind of remind me of, in the seventh Harry Potter book, when Dumbledore says to Harry something along the lines of "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why in the world should that mean it's not real?" I don't know... talking to someone you can't see or hear is a lot like having an imaginary friend. But as long as God is real to you, in your own head, why should you care if someone says religion is imaginary? Anyway.. I'm rambling a bit, but I really like this post. Funny and quite clever :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People need to stop freaking out. First of all, I would highly appreciate if everyone stopped telling Atheists they were going to Hell, because we do not believe in Hell so we personally do not care. Second, I do not care what religion you are, you have your beliefs and I respect that so please do the same for me and not try to convert me because I strictly believe in science. Last, I'm sure the person who made this didn't mean that they hated your religion or god (which you can't hate god if you do not believe in him anyways, therefore irrelevant) and it was a witty and funny joke, not meant to be taken seriously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha. That was brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If anyones read the bible it makes absolutely no sense... just saying

by Anonymous 13 years ago