+472 If you have a million dollars and I have a gun, I have a million dollars. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad I have the bullets to the gun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

touche.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/06/18/demotivational-posters-if-you-had-a-million-dollars-and-i-had-a-gun/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually you'd have a million dollars and a gun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unfortunately the million dollars is distributed between high security stock portfolios and the will of the owner is to pass those stocks unto his son.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, his million would be protected. Because guns make everything safer. I mean why would anybody kill with a gun?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a million monopoly dollars d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And a life sentence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A life sentence... Well seeing as "Life." is not a sentence, that's not possible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except for the part where if I were that rich, I'd have a large security staff ready to stand in the way of those bullets and shoot whomever's holding that gun, so....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not for long...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no, because I'm a badass

by Anonymous 12 years ago