+854 Whilst in the shower, you are under a lot of false pretenses: "Oh yeah, my body is lookin' TAN!" "I'm definitely clean-shaven now..." "MAN, I have a Grammy award-winning voice!" Then you get out of the shower and it's like, "Damn." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, "look at those abs! Definitely a six-pack!" and when you get out it's like, "where'd they go?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago