You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?

ok thank god i'm not the only one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do it all the time. I don't trust myself after the time I did 71+1 in my head on a test and got 73. One of the worst times my Jewishness failed me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank God they don't. Otherwise I'd probably end up failing a test for putting 4 + 5 = Bitch, you retarded?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you solving for "Bitch, you retarded?" Why not just combine the like terms on the left side of your equation? They are RIGHT THERE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay...............which button is that again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... the... left one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right, right............which way is...left...again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm... it's over... somewhere... hmm

Did you leave it at home again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay this is stupid! We're making this a LOT harder than it needs to be. If we instead multiply each side by the reciprocal of Bitch, you retarded? we can make our lives a whole lot easier. After we do that we just need to divide each side by two and multiply the quotients by Pi. Then we just simply divide the left side from each side and use inverse operations to get Bitch, you retarded? by itself thus telling us what it equals. Then once we figure that out, we just plug that into the equation y + Bitch, you retarded? = 14 and repeat the earlier method to find y. Then we just simply plug y into Bitch, you retarded? + y = 14 so we can find Bitch, you retarded? and solve this problem in only 5 times the amount of time given.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking that we should just add 4 and 5 to get 9, but your way sounds faster. Multiply the quotients by pi. That just left my mind entirely.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You incompetent ignoramus! That would have never worked! See, THIS is why I'M in charge of America's finances.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And that's why I'm in charge of America's fine ants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was a pointless and stupid conversation. You realize you don't always HAVE to comment on the POTD, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes you do. so ha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You realize you don't always HAVE to read my comments on the POTD, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"1+1" ..."Are you serious?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Asian mom calculators probably do. *2+8* "DIS IS WHY U NO GET A!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 Y U NO face

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9033294.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol nice one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

4 - 8 = X ? WHY NO 4 - 8 = A?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

whoa you're back?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No he's not. He's figment of your imagination.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z16/generalcreig/?action=view&current=CleverGirl.jpg&newest=1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

French calculators do. *2+8* "Speuipid American, zis is simple math equation, yeu do not deserve an answer. PTEW! "

by Anonymous 12 years ago

French people aren't known for their math skills though, so it would probably just answer with: "Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère! I cannot do zis mat for I am FRENCHE" *I believe that french people can do math too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like *987547x577535663* "DIS IS WHY U GET NO A!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

British calculators: You stooopid American! 2+2 is four! I assume you'd like a side of chips?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WTF is a Murshaq!? Dude, that's not even a question! A Murshaq is half mermaid, half Shaquille O'Neal, 100% PRETTY COOL. That's what a Murshaq is. Now what you askin' these questions for, boy so late at night? Go on back to bed, sweaty. Go on! Run home!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...11:15 isn't THAT late smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be going 'round tellin' people where you been, okay? The time is the time, but time and time again, it's the time zone we figure all out!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes, mom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, she's really swingin' that G-Form grill! He looks miserable! -John Wayne

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. -SpiderMan

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read the first 2 sentences but got too scared to read the rest wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

okay that was wierd. i said that a few days ago, and i didnt know peter parker said that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

15 • 2? "You lazy bastard..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just need to make sure 5+5=10

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A math question has to be really easy for me to be confident in my abilities to do it without a calculator.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1+1=???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just let me open up the calculator app, okay?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*waits quietly*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Um... It says 2. Is that even close to the right answer?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not even close... hmm

wait one second. *quietly sneaks out calculator from underneath skirt and presses buttons* ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You keep a calculator in your skirt?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was definitely planning on responding to this comment, but I totally forgot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then you remembered! \o/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is one of the 328 weird things that girls keep under their skirts. I know of 3 for sure.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*329

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...what guys don't know hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolol i'm a girl

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WOW. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MINDFUCK

by Anonymous 12 years ago

log10 Calculator: "GTFO!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

9^5 "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Nein", is German for "no" The more you nein.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wrong no. it is know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shouldn't a grammar nazi know to capitalize the 1st letter in a sentence?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that is not done in germany.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All I needed to know was the sum of 503+204, and my calculator laughed at me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

707

by Anonymous 12 years ago

......I got 705 thinking, 'wow OP is stupid'......then I looked down......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uhhh up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

5+5 = TEN ... POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, YOU SWINE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Japanese already have the technology to do this wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is such an obvious lie. Asians don't even need to use calculators, clearly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they use that thing with the beads.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All of you are dumb if you actually put 4+8 or 5•8. If you do not know something simple like that just quit school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That doesn't make any sense. Don't you go to school to learn?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought school was made so that stupid people could become less stupid. I'll make sure not to enroll my kids in school if they can't multiply on their own now though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No we do know them and I could solve them in a second now, but when you're doing a test and you're already thinking and solving all those other complicated problems and equations, you barely have time to think of these simple additions and multiplications, so you use a calculator; faster and easier and more accurate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're turning into quite the troll aren't you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get the feeling my calculator hates me. I often ask it "What is the square root of -1?" I then smirk when it says error.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Try dividing by 0. It'll explode.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To do list: 1. Divide by zero. Escape math class through the resulting wormhole. 2. Eat a bagel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I typed in "A SUPER OBVIOUS QUESTION", and I got a syntax error.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like Beyonce.... "I might not know much about Algebra but I know 1 plus 1 equals TWO!" I feel super dumb when I do things like that. Halfway through typing it in I realize I already knew it and I'm wasting time. The more advanced math I learn the more simple math I forget.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In 5th grade, I would take a calculator, and use it for every question, even ones like 2x4...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Semi-related story. SERIOUSLY, WATCH OUT FOR THIS! LEARN FROM MY FAIL! In sixth grade calculators became required in my school district. We received detention for not bringing them to class, and we were required to use them on all homework and tests. We were only taught to do math by the buttons, not on paper. The reasoning behind this was that calculators were the way of the future and this was supposedly giving us an edge. The college math class I tried to take last semester didn't allow us to use calculators for half the sections. I discovered I couldn't figure exponents, I couldn't multiply fractions, and I'd forgotten large chunks of the multiplication table. Guess who dropped? Guess who wants to sue her school district?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was the same for us, and every day I'd come home with math homework, and my parents would see me sitting there clicking away on my calculator and be like "SO IF I WERE TO CALL YOUR TEACHER RIGHT NOW, SHE'D SAY THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE USING A CALCULATOR!?" thinking I was cheating.. And I'd be like.. Well.. Yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Turns out I was wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"2+2 is f-f-f... 10. IN BASE FOUR; I'M FIIIIINE!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

caroline caroline caroline.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Gets through nearly all of a complicated math problem* Finally! Now, just Ans+2... *Calculator implodes*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A few people in my physics class got a question wrong because they entered an easy question into the calculator, "just to make sure" but accidentally entered + instead of *. Just goes to show... and Inb4 some form of "cool story bro".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

riveting tale, old chap. :>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

nice buns, hun

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amazing anecdote my brother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My calculator talks to me when I put in dumb equations......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

{Insert generic witty comment containing a certain races stereotypical reaction to an easy equation being typed into a calculator.}

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Error inserting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad for calculators. Imagine having to solve all those problems.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says God, who has to solve everyone's problems.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to LISTEN to them. Sometimes I get lazy and don't bother solving them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they are the psiciatrists of math

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad for calculators who get stuff like 14 or 8008132 typed into them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

8008

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BOOB

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was the point... 14=Hi 8008132=Boobies

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this was SO COOL for a little while at my elementary school: A woman had 69 boobs and decided that was too, too, too (222) many. So she went to 51st street to speak to Dr. X. He gave her 8 pills to take and the next morning she was...55378008! BOOM! My first "dirty joke" was shown to me on a calculator.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

I understand that this post is a joke, but people really need to learn their math fundamentals. I feel like once or twice a year, we should all be given a test with 4th and 5th grade math. Just some long multiplication and division, fractions, multiplication tables, etc. Because not having to go to a calculator for dumb stuff saves you sooo much time on tests and it'll save your ass when you're rushed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Time and time again I gotta be going to go to looking at them when I punch it in so it can be to see like it's and check them like it on the mate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sometimes I do that because I'm far too lay to think about 11 - 4 or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My calculator would bitch slap me for typing in 9x9 then hitting enter over and over again every time I finish a math test.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like my scale is judging me when I step on it and the number surpasses the 200 range.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

I punched in 50+51 Cheeky little bastard read "lol" It's not my fault I need help with simple addition!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eeryone thought I was weird for this! <3333333333333333333333

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I have to remember thousands of equations to do my Algebra homework, my calculator an do all of the math.

by Anonymous 12 years ago