+290 We've all tried doing stuff with our eyes closed just to see what being blind would feel like, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can sleep with my eyes close

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But can you sleep with your eyes far apart?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I once tried running on a treadmill with my eyes closed. I fell off. In front of everyone. Which was embarassing of course, because I couldn't explain to them I was running with my eyes closed, so they were all probably thinking I was an idiot. Also, I've gotten to the point where I can actually navigate my whole house with my eyes closed because I'm so familiar with it. I feel this is a cool accomplishment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

you would be the one useful family member during a blackout we'd all cling to and use like a tour guide. "OH OMNISCIENT AND FLUFFY MASHMALLOW515, PLEASE LEAD US TO THE BATHROOM!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago