It would be funny if you entered Heaven to find God waiting there, ready to wipe off all of your tattoos and what-not what his thumb, just as your mother used to do when you were speckled with dirt and marker smudges. Amirite?

+280 It would be funny if you entered Heaven to find God waiting there, ready to wipe off all of your tattoos and what-not what his thumb, just as your mother used to do when you were speckled with dirt and marker smudges. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't want God touching me where my tattoo is...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd tell him to fuck off because I want to keep my goddamn tattoos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago