+394 The excuse "My dog ate my homework" is so common and obvious, when someone says that their dog ate their homework, it probably did. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to me once

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In like fifth grade, one of my classmates' dog actually did eat his homework so he brought in the chewed up pieces in a plastic bag :|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time my dog ate me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dog ate my entire notebook once. I even brought the papers into class, but my teacher still didn't believe me. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, you obviously ate it yourself. Killing trees the conventional way is just too cliche.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once my teacher's dog ate mine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago