+259 Children are our greatest natural resource, so let's put the fat bastards on treadmills and hook 'em up to the power grid. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The kids who are in shape would be able to run on the treadmills faster and longer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then it would be a goal to be fat and avoid having to run.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, i'm just saying that we would be able to use a lot more energy if we had the not fat kids running.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yep, especially since there are more not fat kids, contrary to popular belief.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cynical Connoisseur is cynical

by Anonymous 12 years ago