-84 It would actually save a lot of money if we just eliminated forks and spoons and only made sporks, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate sporks. Also, where I live we call them foons because they've got more spoon-than-fork action. Still they suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your name. It makes me want to attack you with a hammer covered in porcupine quills.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trollolololol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What I think is a smart idea is to create a knork A knife-fork.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or a spork and the end that you hold would be longer with a knife at the end. All three in one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please, just leave before I carry out the action I mentioned above.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're pretty stupid. Threatening me because you don't agree with my username? I get that you don't agree with it but its still dumb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, because I am actually going to do that. I'm going to go into the woods, kill a porcupine, pluck out the quills, and find some way attach them to a hammer. Then I'm going to get a CIA agent to figure out your IP address so that I can figure out where you live. Then I'm going to spend my hard earned money, not on my vacation in October, but on geting to your house and beating you with my quill hammer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Although it pains me to say this because unfortunately I will be the one getting hammered...the plan is well thought out. Very strategic. I applaud you on the ideas, but I must put a stop to it before my face has a thousand porcupine quills stuck in it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Anonymous 12 years ago