As if Google didn't already rule the internet, here comes Google+. Next thing you know there'll be GooTube, amirite?

+219 As if Google didn't already rule the internet, here comes Google+. Next thing you know there'll be GooTube, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Google already owns Youtube, they bought it a few years ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lmao yea

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*facepalm*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you mean ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gootube is probably already a porn site now anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I searched "gootube" on google, and the second result was for a porn site

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You seem new to the internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know right! Then after that Google will make some bizzare new feature where you can search for things you wish to find web pages about.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

psh. Next you'll be telling me that this "search" function will be used in hundreds of websites as a "google custom search".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha! That'll be the day! The same day people stop using Geocities!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Next google will be able to search inside your brain for memories.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Next, they'll start doing email!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Email? What is this nonsense? Oh, like it matters. The people will never stop using our good, reliable quill and parchment for mail!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you implying that people are able to communicate with people outside of their village?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good lord, man, haven't you heard of The Pony Express? It's only the latest thing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ponies can't express themselves. They can't even talk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hah, my good sir, not express as in express oneself, we've just recently added a definition to the word to mean a much quicker way of having something travel from one place to another. Perhaps we should make a large collection of parchment with words and their definitions on them. Oh my, if only we had something to quickly copy letters and words onto paper so we could get such a collection out to the people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Screw the newfangled email shenanigans. We all know owl post is the way to go for reliable communication.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here. For future reference, to prevent looking stupid in the future, Google owns YouTube.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there was actually google videos but then they bought youtube and now they're the same thing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago