If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

Think I'd just shoot myself and give the gun to bieber. Possibly not in that order? O.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well it is impossible to do it in that order because you can't hand the gun to him while you're still dead

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, you're not, dude, don't lie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn it. i was gonna point that out...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless they were about to kill me, I would just not kill anyone and walk out

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea me too, but i think we're supposed to assume that we HAD to kill 2 people..and this is also a stab at those annoying youtubers who pose death threats to Justin Beiber.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is 4 people in the room Osama,Saddam,Justin, and you. you can not kill the alreadydead so it would leave you and Justin so if you had to kill 2 people everyone would be dead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sigh* people keep finding loopholes....im sure the OP meant that we're to assume everyone is alive and we HAD to shoot 2 people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Line them up, shoot them through their jugulars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you! Someone else thought of collateral

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would actually shoot Toby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmD89sVfTlk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Line then up and kill them all in one shot! Savin bullets

by Anonymous 12 years ago

who's left? you. Someone else has to die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah. Clever. I totally thought this was going to be that Facebook group, until the ending.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would should Bieber inthethroat twice, not to kill him, but to disable his "singing".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1. Shooting someone in the throat once generally kills them, twice would only increase the chances of death. 2. It's mostly autotune anyway. It wouldnt make a difference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would absolutely kill him. So it would be pointless. Now saddam hussein and osama bin laden are free to continue their terror. Nice job bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I am so fucking scared of two dead guys.... Seriously? It was a joke. People need to learn not everything needs to be literal. No, I would never kill anyone unless they were trying to kill me. Happy? I'm sorry I have to explain myself all because of something that shouldn't have been taken seriously. I just want JB to stop making shit music, not to end his life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone's mad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am. So sue me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

rectum ravaged

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here's an idea: don't listen to music you don't like.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't listen to him purposely. It's not like there isn't a billion other people who actually like him and decide they want to make me listen to it too. Everytime I turn the radio, all I hear is Kesha and Beiber. Or little fan girls sing it every turn I make.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then tune them the fuck our or change the station. There's no good reason to want him dead (if anything it's the fans that annoy you more).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never said I wanted him dead, I just wanted for him to stop making terrible music. Don't get pissed at me for not liking some singer that needs his balls to drop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never said I wanted him dead, I just wanted for him to stop making terrible music. Don't get pissed at me for not liking some singer that needs his balls to drop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it's stupid to talk about wanting to kill someone because you don't like their music. There is a ton of shit music out there. Don't listen to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO KILL HIM FOR IT. Can you not read? I made this point three times already. And I'm forced to hear that shit all of the time. I just want it gone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually no, you said you'd shoot him in the throat twice. That's somewhat better, yes...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1. Line them up, shoot them all (Justin out of spite). 2. Sell gun. 3. ??? 4. Profit. 5. Go into hiding because I killed a celebrity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1. Line them up, shoot them all (Justin out of spite). 2. Collect underpants. 3. Sell gun. 4. ??? 5. Profit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would not kill saddam or Osama because they are already dead. I would leave beiber alone because I'm not a murderer. I simply am not fond of his music, I don't want him to die. Afterwards, I would go dispose of the gun properly ( probably turn it in to the police) because I dont have a liscence and I dont want to get arrested. I would report the events to the local police and do a couple of news interviews for the local news stations in regards to my strange predicament. Then I would go home, realize I forgot to feed my ferret, then sit on my couch and watch reruns of Friends until I fall asleep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You take the internet pretty seriously, don't you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the Internet?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one who would rape Justin Bieber?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So, Im the only one who thinks hes a sexy bitch?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You already did...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO he si very sexy. He's , my bf though >:( so BACK OFF! haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It still amazes me how people are willing to murder people for simply making bad music. Just comes to show how fucked up society is,

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I were in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, and I had only two bullets in my gun, I'd shoot Toby twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone already said that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i would shoot Osama and Bin Laden in the beards because those were fucking nasty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

judging by their beards which look thick I don't think the bullets would reach the necks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I attempted to shoot Santa and the entirety of ZZ Top, so I can vouch for beards acting as bullet protection

by Anonymous 12 years ago

just to clarify um, Osama and Bin Laden are the same person, so did you simply screw up ore are that stupid?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha screwed up. But seriously dude, if you wanna be a bitch do it without the anon tag. It really makes you look like a pussy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would you shoot people who are already dead????

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Double tap dude, double tap. You gotta learn the rules in case there's a zombie apocalypse!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I line them up and shoot em' all using one bullet, wanted style.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some of these commenters amaze me with the stupidity. I'm pretty sure you knew that OP meant 1: Only 2 people can die 2: All of them are currently alive Seriously. It's just bad music. Get the fuck over it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But why kill them then? Its like OJustin Bieber have money and brain wash'd all the girls and Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein know how to take over the world! U know that u can be the world leder then!! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm. I'm interested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why shoot someone that's already dead?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't shoot anyone because Osama and Hussein are both dead already, but if Bieber started singing, I'd shoot myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it depends is he singing? if so id shot the gun in the air and say that next person to do anything dies then leave the room and make sure i locked it :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you know what would totally change the situation? if Toby was in the room instead of Justin bieber :0 then you just line them all up stand to the side and shoot them all through the throat :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kill Osama and Hussein, pistol whip Bieber. Win.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is like a no brainer for me. haha. the two that cost thousands of lives and terror are the ones that deserve to die. Hussein and Bin Laden. I love the biebs. whether you hate him or not, the kids got more talent than most people his age. He's earned everthing he's got. props to you jb <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hell no, what I would do is: I'd take the gun shoot Osama Bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein. Then I'd beat Justin Bieber to death will the butt of the gun. Because his music is a crime against humanity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Love this post :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

saddam hussein and osama were dead at the date of this post.. awk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

justin twice just to make sure

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I hate justin beiber but I still agree with you

by Anonymous 11 years ago