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How do you know if someone is vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you. amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
How do you know if someone is not a vegetarian? They will tell this joke.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Well it would kinda be weird for a vegetarian to tell this right?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Exactly.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think the majority of vegans are like this. Not really vegetarians.
I got a couple vegetarian friends who only told me so once I offered them some meat. Normally it comes as a surprise to me.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah, I think anyone with specific diet restrictions does this. I don't eat pork/pig and I have to remind people regularly because it's always awkward when someone makes a meal and you can't eat it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Nah, not really. I'm vegan and I keep that shit to myself for as long as humanly possible because someone //always// has something to say about it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
-sigh-
I know plenty of vegetarians, and it is because they tell me.
Because they're coming over to my house or ordering pizza with me in a group setting and they don't want me to feed them meat.
It's not like everyone announces it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
One of my friends was a vegetarian, and I never knew until she talked about it in one of our classes.
by Anonymous11 years ago
...So they told you?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Not really, no. She only brought it up in class because it had to do with what everyone else was discussing.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'm vegetarian, and if I tell someone when they haven't just asked or offered meat, its just as a getting to know each other thing. Like, "I like cats, my favorite color is indigo, I don't eat meat, and I love science." I don't consider myself "superior" to non-vegetarians, and it's not a huge part of my life, so it's not something I mention often.
by Anonymous11 years ago
...you like cats?
by Anonymous11 years ago
That I do, Favvkes, that I do. I have three and they're freaking amazing.
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's true! Every time I surprise my girlfriend with a steak dinner, she just HAS to remind me of this fact!
by Anonymous11 years ago
lol my one friend is vegetarian and everyone knows it because we all make fun of him for it. Don't worry we're not mean. My friendships are all based on being assholes to eachother.
by Anonymous11 years ago
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by Anonymous11 years ago
Chicken is a bird. Not a meat. Get your facts straight. Plus, she only eats on occasion, like when there's nothing else in the house. Like lol are you stupid?
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's vegans who tell everyone constantly. I only mention my vegetarianism when someone's cooking for me/offers me meat. 'Cause someone's always got some shit to give me for it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Everyone's taking this post a bit too serious. It's a joke. No one actually cares.
by Anonymous11 years ago
SAVE A COW
eat a vegetarian
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't want beef, coz I don't eat no meat.
by Anonymous11 years ago
This is sort of a redundant post, you know a lot of things about people if they tell you, and if they don't tell you then you don't know them.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I like the underlying rivalry between vegetarians and vegans in this conversation. You'd think they'd be on the same side.
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