+355 How the fuck do all kids know to pretend that the floor is lava, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good point. I don't even remember anyone telling me about it. Someone just said "FLOOR IS LAVA" and BAM, I knew what to do.</coolstory>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its just an AVERAGE occurrence

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm.. What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's just the first thing you think of when you need an excuse to jump from couch to couch. "hmm.. If I say that the floor is lava and will burn my feet off if I touch it, the only logical solution is to jump around on the furniture like a maniac! Take that mom!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I enjoy your explanation. Now do..... hide and seek tag!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe something you think of when you don't really wanna hang out with someone and there's no proper way to lose them "Okay you're gonna close you eyes for a long time and everyone else is going to hide from you. Once you do find us, we're gonna run away until you touch us."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha!!! I enjoy this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's kinda like how spiders know how to make webs from day 1 without anyone having to teach them. Kids just KNOW

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or how did we know to blow into the nintendo cartridges to make them work? Or "Jingle Bells, batman smells..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago