What do people who are sorted into Hufflepuff hear from the Sorting Hat? "Well, you're not nearly smart enough to be in Ravenclaw. Nope, not brave either, so that's a no to Gryffindor. And you don't have enough ambition or pure enough blood for Slytherin. Looks like...

+604 What do people who are sorted into Hufflepuff hear from the Sorting Hat? "Well, you're not nearly smart enough to be in Ravenclaw. Nope, not brave either, so that's a no to Gryffindor. And you don't have enough ambition or pure enough blood for Slytherin. Looks like it's gonna be Hufflepuff for you!" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I FIND that very offensive

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the hell is a Hufflepuff anyways?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really good finders... o.0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If harry had been a hufflepuff maybe it wouldn't have taken him so long to find all those dang horcruxes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yo mum is so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in the house of pancakes. Props to Brody

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your mum's so fat she can't even fit through the floo network.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your mum's so fat her boggart is a gym membership.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It made me laugh when Harry was telling his kid that you can choose what house to go into. If that was true, why would there be a single student in Hufflepuff?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not bright enough to put the thought together in time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Best to put you into Hufflepuff, I think." "Oh... Which one is that again?" "Yeah, you're definitely going into Hufflepuff."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"...But you're a spineless doormat- erm, 'loyal', so there's that!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think of hufflepuff as a bunch of friendly but useless goofballs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're lactose intolerant... better be HUFFLEPUFF!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I took a facebook quiz that put me in Hufflepuff. *sigh*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just read that J.K. Rowling took an online quiz and was sorted into Hufflepuff, so it appears you're in good company.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES! *jabs fist into the air*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have hopes now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I took the same quiz. They REALLY want you in Hufflepuff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alright, I don't feel so bad about it now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wasn't Cedric Diggory a Hufflepuff? *gets rated down for sheer ignorance*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So was Tonks. And she did stuff... sort of. Yeah... most Hufflepuffs don't do much other than find things, smile, and die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Sorting Hat does whatever J.K. Rowling wants it to do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Well you *found* your way up here, so I guess you're qualified to be a Hufflepuff"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hear they're particularly good finders!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am a Hufflepuff, and I am not ashamed of it. Hufflepuff is for the loyal and hardworking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww I just took a sorting quiz and it said Hufflepuff... but it's because I'm loyal and dependable so I'm defending my house :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like no one knows about Hufflepuff because there just weren't many characters in the books in Hufflepuff, but I imagine if Harry was a Hufflepuff more people would like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you saying I'm copying you? Because this is incredibly different.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, no, lol, I was just advertising my post because it was on-topic, sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooooookay. Then it's fine

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Personally, I have nothing against Hufflepuffs. However, when I saw this it made me laugh so I thought that I'd share (even though some people have probably already seen it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z5_wipT2o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha! I've never seen that before, although I see some of these comments are from there. Loved this part: I'm afraid of ghosts...and sheets with holes in them. AND regular sheets.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy crap the video showed up in your comment now!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's new! It didn't do that when I first posted it, though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, that's why it was so surprising. Apparently we can comment videos now. I'm cool with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hufflepuffs are excellent finders! What the hell is a hufflepuff? *Points at tombstone* Harry, i FOUND something!

by Anonymous 12 years ago