One time when I was in second grade I borrowed a book from the library during snack time. Once I finished my book and my snack I returned the book. A week later, the teacher brought the book to read to the class. When she opened it she exclaimed that I had gotten Oreo crumbs in it. She yelled at me and embarrassed me in front of the class. It was always confusing though because I didn't have Oreos for snack when I borrowed the book, but I was so flustered when she yelled at me that I didn't tell her that it wasn't me... wow I repressed that memory for a long time...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I regard any assignment that doesn't have blood on it as clean. Even so, I have turned in a couple bloodstained papers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago