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A female pornstar is a mattress actress, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
A male porn star is a mactor actor!
(Joke)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just because mattresses aren't sentient beings doesn't mean you can go around calling us porn stars.
I'll have you know that I've done Shakespeare.
Asshole.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And just what position did you do Shakespeare in?
by Anonymous12 years ago
What 'position'? Oh, haha.
I was in Othello. I played the Bed.
Very big role. Very essential to the plot line.
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