+569 You know you've hit rock bottom when you are eating holographic meatloaf every night for dinner, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poor plankton.... :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You haven't hit rock bottom... You've hit Bikini Bottom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Totally about to say that....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've hit rock bottom before, i was on my way back from glove world, and my bus driver got irritated with me... :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I pbbth can't pbbth understand pbbth what you're pbbth trying pbbth to pbbth tell pbbth me pbbth pbbth pbbthhhhh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is mayonaise an instrument?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Horseradish isn't an instrument, either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I throw my hand up in the air sometimes. Saying ayyyyoooo can I play mayo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a large! I GAVE HIM A LARGE!!! D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, is this the Krusty Krab?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No this is SPARTAAAA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hold on there, Jethro!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can we say that shooooeees from Texas ar dumb?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who you callin pinhead?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which one of y'all is the REAL DIRTY DAN?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so cold, that I'm shivering.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a goofy goober yeah! You're a goofy goober yeah!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's the point of quoting Spongebob in an unrelated fashion when a post related to it surfaces?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I've got a story that'll cheer you up." *Spongebob lights up* "Once upon a time, there was an UGLY BARNACLE. He was so ugly, that everyone died. ...The end! :D" ... "That didn't help at all!" *sobs*

by Anonymous 12 years ago