+235 Apes will never take over the world. Think about it. If a science experiment was held where 1000 apes were given advanced intelligence, even if they rebelled, broke loose and formed a colony, we would still have the weapons necessary to eliminate every ape before it even became a problem. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would anyone think that apes could take over the world? That's just retarded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just with Rise of the Planet of the Apes coming out, I wanted to express some reality into it all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In case you haven't seen the movie yet stop reading. *Spoiler* It's not the apes that end up killing mankind at the end of the new movie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

as much as i loved it, the bridge scene made humans look bad. guns beat spears. guns also beat the strength of gorillas. humans may not be the strongest ape, but boy are we smart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The same strain of virus that made the apes smart caused humans to cough up blood and eventually die. Even if the apes had been beat at that moment the humans would have died.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same deal with the whole zombie apocalypse thing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This so reminded me of: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think 1000 apes with increased intelligence would have a plan before breaking out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Replace every instance of "apes" with the word "girls"... and also watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U&ob=av2e

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that song is so sexist.. towards men! that is an example of rational feminism

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahah I thought it said apps... Like iPod apps. lmao

by Anonymous 12 years ago