If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide, amirite?

+483 If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whereas, if you're attacked by a group of black people, always have a job application on hand

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a watch. The neighbourhood kind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did this at an amusement park in a long line. Best day ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago