Too bad all burglaries can't be like the Sims where the burglar always wears a striped shirt, can't get in through anywhere but the door, and points and screams at the alarm until the police arrive, amirite?

+348 Too bad all burglaries can't be like the Sims where the burglar always wears a striped shirt, can't get in through anywhere but the door, and points and screams at the alarm until the police arrive, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? You're saying this doesn't happen to anyone except me, and the robbers in the Sims world? Dammit...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but it would suck if fires were like they are the Sims where if you forgot to buy a smoke detector, you've basically condemned your entire family to either death or misery, because you can't stop screaming at the fire long enough to call the fire department or get your baby out of the kitchen. Pools also suck in the Sims. I have a two year old cousin who can hoist himself up on the side of the pool, but heaven forbid a Sim at the peak of his physical fitness doesn't have a ladder...

by Anonymous 12 years ago