Dear Annie, Imma sexy biatch. Please tell me wut 2 do so I cun get laid. Sincerely, Lonely in bed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear Lonely in bed, Even guys, who traditionally make the first move, will respond to a woman who makes a pass at them. Admit it, whether you're a man or a woman, if someone cute flirts with you, you tend to react with your hormones instead of your head. So get out of hormone-response mode and start doing the choosing based on some criteria you've established in more thoughtful moments. You're not sure what your criteria might be? That's OK; everyone has preferences, and if you start making a list, you'll be surprised at how it helps focus you on real prospects instead of time-wasting flings. Sorry, there's no way to totally avoid "the dating scene." Increasing your odds of finding Mr. or Ms. Right requires both being more selective and meeting more "possibles." Whatever you're doing now to meet people, I'm sure you can find new ways to meet more. Sure, it's time-consuming, and sure, a lot of the "possibles" will turn out to be turkeys, but meeting a couple of new people per week will add excitement to your life. Sincerely, Annie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The source: http://www.loveadvice.com/ARTICLES/2GUIDE.HTM Her name is actually Dr. Tracy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear Annie, The other day my dog walked up to me with a pair of shoes in his mouth. I removed them and had a look at the tags and was understandably shocked to see that they'd been owned by Elvis. My dog then spoke, beginning with a plea for me not to be alarmed; he'd been granted the power of speech as an apology for ruining his innocence when he walked in on a genie getting it on with my wife. My dog had then secretly followed the genie back into his mystical realm, the location of which he told me, along with a warning that I had to be carrying at least one glass object or I'd never be able to cross. (He recommended getting one of the shattered beer bottles out of the ditch and carrying it in my mouth as he had done.) In the magic realm he'd been to a museum documenting life in our realm, and he'd gone to the gift shop and traded his collar for the shoes as proof. So what do you think, should I divorce my wife or try to work this out?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All "top contributers" on yahoo answers are massive trolls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago