+449 There's never really a polite way to say, "I wasn't talking to you". It always comes out sorta bitchy, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I briefly went to a school where if there was even an implied tone to your voice you'd get yelled at, and that sentence was a killer. Particularly when I'd "talk" to myself when reading. Apparently, "Sorry, I wasn't talking to you. I was reading out loud" is very offensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry sir/ma'am I was talking to this person over here. I sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sounds too formal.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU BITCH :'(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Boom. Polite, and not bitchy at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This happens with my mom all the time. "What?" "I was talking to the cat." "...oh."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I usually just go "Oh, sorry, I was talking to ____, didn't mean to confuse you haha."

by Anonymous 14 years ago