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"You're a good kisser" is one of the best things you can hear, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'd rather hear "you're a good kisser"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh suck it. I messed up once. Since you knew what I meant, how about you get over it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Get over it?
I don't think she was hung up on it in the first place. Unless you think commenting is such hard work, it's reserved only for special occasions.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm just saying, people don't have to down vote a post for a single typo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good thing I didn't down vote a post for a single typo, I didn't even vote on it. If I had nw'd the post then my comments would be red.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know YOU didn't, I never said you did
by Anonymous12 years ago
oh, ok, well then, carry on
I'm loving the username btw :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
You forgot to up vote your comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't like that one
by Anonymous12 years ago
how would you hear someone use the wrong homophone for "you're"?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Where was the typo? Am i just being retarded or has it been fixed?
by Anonymous11 years ago
it was fixed
by Anonymous11 years ago
Just writing to say: love your username ;)
by Anonymous11 years ago
"No, Mr.E, you don't have AIDS"
by Anonymous11 years ago
"You just won $100 million."
by Anonymous11 years ago
"I love you."
by Anonymous11 years ago
"you're going to college."
"you got the job."
"it's a boy/girl!"
"will you marry me?"
"I respect you."
"you're good at giving advice. Can you help me out?"
by Anonymous11 years ago
In my life right now, yes you're right. But for most people I bet it's not
by Anonymous11 years ago
"The cancer is gone," I heard that one yesterday :')
by Anonymous11 years ago
Congratulations!
by Anonymous11 years ago
Thanks, we had a feeling it was coming but actually having the doctor say it was surreal!
by Anonymous11 years ago
What kind of cancer was it?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Thyroid
by Anonymous11 years ago
Creatures from another world, only statues when you see them. Lonely assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from but they are as old as the universe, or very nearly. They have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system, they are quantum locked. They don't exist when they are being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course a stone can't kill you either, but then you turn your head away. And you blink. And oh yes it can. That's why they cover their eyes. Their not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. Loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. But it's up to you now. Your life could depend on this. Don't blink, don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't turn away, and don't blink. Good luck.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I enjoy the reference, however it had nothing to do with the post.
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