+390 Sometimes you take life by the horns and say 'HEY LIFE... why the fuck do you have horns...?', amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says Life, "I have horns because I am the motherfucking devil."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm hungry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post would be so much better if the last part read "...why the fuck are you horny...?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago