+346 You've maimed, mangled, destroyed, or otherwise abused a Barbie doll before, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Abused" hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was a kid...CSI barbies was the way to go.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I gave one of my Barbies a mowhawk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I cut off a leg, because I wanted to make a pirate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch was askin' for it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once received a George Bush barbie doll at a white elephant party. His body parts are now scattered across my house.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

man my barbies went through hell with me. i just looked over the few i have left a few days ago and man they are in bad condition, also i dressed them so horribly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I made mine fight, and by the end there was usually some abuse done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never liked barbies, so i used to give them to my dogs (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No way, I took care of my shit because I knew my parents would not be sympathetic if I wanted a new one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to cut their hair and then chew on their appendages

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i shaved their heads, colored the remaining hair with sharpies, gave them piercings and tattoos, stole their clothes, twisted their limbs in odd ways, and threw them down steps. Little me had some issues...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom wanted to teach me the importance of wearing a seatbelt. So she put my barbie into my barbie car without the seatbelt on, sent the car speeding into the wall, and the barbie's head flew off. Lesson learned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend and I would steal his little sister's dolls and think of new, convoluted ways to destroy them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my brother put my favorite barbie in the microwave...i was so upset

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never liked them so I played extreme barbie games. Which ever one broke first won..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to make them 'skydive' off of bunk beds. Repeatedly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago