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There would actually be a lot more negatives than positives in a nude society; once you get past the fact that you can see hot chicks nude, you realize there are much more ugly than attractive people in most places. Once you account old people, awkward boners becoming more than just awkward, and the frightening reality of how convenient it would be for pedophiles and rapists, the prospect of a completely naked civilization doesn't seem so awesome after all, amirite?

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Cooking bacon and other splattering food also becomes a challenge.

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ActionMan

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Actually, no, because in a nude society you wouldn't be as easily aroused. Seeing "private" body parts would be normal.
I don't think rape would happen as often either, because **** wouldn't be such a big part of society (besides reproducing) as it is now.

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Shugah Shugah

In response to “Actually, no, because in a nude society you...

Those sound like huge negatives....

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pantherfanatic pantherfanatic

In response to “Those sound like huge negatives....

Har-dee-har har.

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Shugah Shugah

Person above me stole my comment.

Constant nakedness isn't sexual, it's just natural. You don't even notice it after a while.

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Anonymous

In response to “Person above me stole my comment. Constant...

If they stole your comment, why did you feel the need to post the same thing?

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Anonymous

In response to “If they stole your comment, why did you feel...

I wanted to phrase it differently, and I feel very strongly about it.

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Anonymous

Cooking bacon and other splattering food also becomes a challenge.

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ActionMan

In response to “Cooking bacon and other splattering food also...

inb4 ilikefurrywolves and bacon rant

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “Cooking bacon and other splattering food also...

well in a nude society, couldn't there still be aprons and stuff you just put on temporarily? i dunno..

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BartyCJr

In response to “well in a nude society, couldn't there still...

Hahaha imagine how awkward hugging would be in a nudist society. Would that be considered reaching 3rd base? Hmm (hehe)

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HakunaMatata HakunaMatata

In response to “Hahaha imagine how awkward hugging would be...

Suddenly it's not so cute when a guy hugs a girl from behind.

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ActionMan

In response to “2nd base.

Isn't second base under the clothes? That can't really happen if there are no clothes.

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Anonymous

In response to “Isn't second base under the clothes? That...

Second base is just bare skin on any of the naughty bits.

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BrianH BrianH

How would it be convenient for rapists? Is it really such a chore to use a little force to strip someone?

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AdilFaqah AdilFaqah

In response to “How would it be convenient for rapists? Is it...

Yeah, it is, actually.
And just think rationally... They could sneak up behind you and shove it in real quick.

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Anonymous

In response to “Yeah, it is, actually. And just think...

Ew, you could be bending over in your garden taking care of your plants and suddenly surprise buttsecks..

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Xin_a_tizzleX Xin_a_tizzleX

In response to “Ew, you could be bending over in your garden...

I love surprise buttsecks.. Best part of my day.

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diff anon

In response to “I love surprise buttsecks.. Best part of my day.

I love the smell of surprise buttsecks in the morning!

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Xin_a_tizzleX Xin_a_tizzleX

In response to “I love the smell of surprise buttsecks in the...

It usually smells like a bowel release though...

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Anonymous

In response to “It usually smells like a bowel release though...

Yeah, but it all depends on what they've been eating :)

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Xin_a_tizzleX Xin_a_tizzleX

In response to “Yeah, but it all depends on what they've been...

I'm my experience, poo comes out of butts... regardless of what you put in your mouth.

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Anonymous

In response to “Yeah, but it all depends on what they've been...

Shit is still going to smell like shit even if I eat apple pie, gum drops, and berries.

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Not anon 4rmb4

In response to “Yeah, it is, actually. And just think...

DON'T DROP THE SOAP CUS WE'RE COMING FROM BEHIND!

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Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

In response to “DON'T DROP THE SOAP CUS WE'RE COMING FROM BEHIND!

If you're into ****, ignore the first word in this comment.

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Anonymous

What about girls on their periods? Have strings hanging out? O.o

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yesyouarerite yesyouarerite

In response to “What about girls on their periods? Have...

there are nudists colonies out there that probably have a solution for this (hmm)

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crookshanks

In response to “What about girls on their periods? Have...

I deleted my comment, because it was weird...
Even for me.

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DandyLion DandyLion

There's also the simple matter that you would get cold. Imagine spending the winter in north Canada while being naked all the time.

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Starlight_dragon Starlight_dragon

Anonymous

In response to “There's also the simple matter that you would...

a bunch of naked people would make the world hotter (troll)

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Favvkes Favvkes

Anonymous

In response to “a bunch of naked people would make the world...

Favvkes, your excessive use of (troll) has reached the point where it can no longer be tolerated. I honestly think you need an intervention.

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Favvkes, your excessive use of (troll) has...

Inb4 favvkes replies with troll army.

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Anonymous

In response to “Inb4 favvkes replies with troll army.

(troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll)

It's not a army its a militia (troll)

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Not anon 4rmb4

In response to “(troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll)...

Hey, you're not favvkes.

What is this blasphemy?

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Anonymous

In response to “There's also the simple matter that you would...

Imagine spending anytime in north Canada with any amount of cloths on. That would be hell.

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Wescat Wescat

There would be less accidents on public transport during busy times though as there would be a lot more for women to hold onto when the bus/train/tube/tram stops suddenly or jerks.

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8jtt9 8jtt9

In response to “There would be less accidents on public...

I read "tube" as "lube".

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PinkSponge PinkSponge

Humans notice novelty. In a society where being nude us not normal, we notice the person who is nude. If everyone was naked, the novelty involved would be gone, and so would the awkward side effects.

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Tangletalon Tangletalon

In response to “Humans notice novelty. In a society where...

I think the rape would still be a problem, though.

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personThingy

If you're not well endowed, then it'd be pretty damn hard to get a date too.

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GrandMasterHibibu GrandMasterHibibu

In response to “If you're not well endowed, then it'd be...

Oh, I won't have a problem with that(hello)

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ASWCC ASWCC

you'd be thinking differently if you saw me naked (hello)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “you'd be thinking differently if you saw me...

So... When you posting nudes?

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Anonymous

In response to “(hello) http://ctrlv.in/48928

*fap fap*

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Anonymous

In response to “(hello) http://ctrlv.in/48928

HEY.

There are minors who use this website. Keep it PG-13.

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a_fetus a_fetus

Positives of a nude society: boobies (hello)

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

Unless we were surrounded by personal Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grids, we could control the radius and we could turn it off whenever we want. This version of course would fry every cell of soft tissue it came in contact with while leaving inanimate objects alone

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ASWCC ASWCC

In response to “Unless we were surrounded by personal...

tg;dr

(too geeky; didn't read) (troll)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “I'm making a note here, huge...

(d) been there, parodied that

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ASWCC ASWCC

In response to “(d) been there, parodied that

Link?

InB4 Zelda.

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Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

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Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

In response to “This was a triumph I'm making a post here:...

tg;dr

thanks favvkes (troll)

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J_A_C_K J_A_C_K

In response to “This was a triumph I'm making a post here:...

Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to report me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances my votes have been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you banned but now I only want you gone.
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Go make some fancy comment. That's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone.
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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

BUT...you get to see your parents and siblings naked, so it evens out.

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “BUT...you get to see your parents and...

Easy for you to say since you don't have parents or siblings.

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

In response to “BUT...you get to see your parents and...

My adoptive family or the biological one?

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anon

People would have to make doubly sure they wipe good... I ain't wanna see no dangle berries.

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Anonymous

In response to “People would have to make doubly sure they...

lol "dangleberry" on google images: http://ctrlv.in/48926

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “lol "dangleberry" on google images:...

I wanted to click on it but my safe search is off so I'm gonna pass..

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Anonymous

In response to “I wanted to click on it but my safe search is...

it's a bunch of berries as in fruit o_o

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “it's a bunch of berries as in fruit o_o

I see... Well, google is wrong.

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Anonymous

In response to “I see... Well, google is wrong.

Actually, you are. The word is dingleberries.

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Dinosaurs Dinosaurs

In response to “Actually, you are. The word is dingleberries.

How is it dingle if they dangle?

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Anonymous

In response to “lol "dangleberry" on google images:...

(hehe)I know your e-mail now

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ASWCC ASWCC

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/48934

I also know you read xkcd, as do I. You've made a rookie mistake by posting that picure

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ASWCC ASWCC

In response to “(hehe)I know your e-mail now

Oh sheet, creeper alert.

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Anonymous

In response to “(hehe)I know your e-mail now

That's exactly what I thought when reading that.

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Exploding_Chickens Exploding_Chickens

In response to “(hehe)I know your e-mail now

It's ok. I know her first and last name, as well as the high school she attends/attended. (wary)

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Dinosaurs Dinosaurs

It would be very embarrassing for people with strange fetishes. "Dave, I've noticed you get hard every time you walk past a pine tree. Is it safe to ask, or do I not want to know?"

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “It would be //very// embarrassing for people...

Who deleted me? >=/

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Dave

I say only good looking people be naked. It should be law. i.e. Amirite users.

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Sturminator Sturminator

Bumping into someone with a no reason **** suddenly just got a lot worse.

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Spinksy Spinksy

anon

You had better make sure you look before you turn corners...........

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Brandonisonfire

If a rapist REALLY want to rape someone, clothes aren't really that much of a barrier. Also, think about how much money is spent on clothing each year. If I were a nudist, I think I would like some coats though.

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Wunderscore

In response to “http://amirite.net/638626/1421188

Oops, maybe I should start reading the previous comments before I write anything!

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Wunderscore

When I read the first part, I expected some insight. Such as how it's hard to adapt in the winter with no clothes, or how it might affect our health... But you didn't "get past" the hot chicks part. You're still there, OP. You're still in the superficial range, worrying aboutHEAVEN FORBID!!!an unattractive person, or the elderly. All of which we could easily adapt to. So easily.

Please, OP. Your arguments were poor. Try better.

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AdonisBatheus AdonisBatheus

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/48977

lol where the hell do you get all these cat pictures from?

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BartyCJr

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.

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Operator_X Operator_X

i think a topless society would suffice.

i mean, us guys get to see boobies.
girls get to see hot guy bodies.

and there is virtually no change to rape-a-bility.

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dukeitoutxx dukeitoutxx

Right. Just topless.

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shorkian shorkian

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