+222 I can run incredible distances without slowing down or getting tired. I can survive in desserts and snowstorms without ever changing my clothes. I can go without food for months. I can fight and capture mythical beasts and train them to do my bidding. So why can't I climb a GODDAMN chest high ledge, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or jump over fences and small rocks. Or fucking swim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And why the fuck can't I go through the forest. I can cut my distance traveled by half, and catch twice as many pokemon, if I could travel through the fucking woods.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or use slash, flamethrower, metal claw, or HYPERBEAM to remove a tree, instead of needing Cut and Cut alone. seriously, they would be like thrice as effective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or just walk around or between the trees?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I thought he was talking about Minecraft! I didn't understand the mythical beasts part, but I thought it kind of referred to the monsters, because by "bidding" he could mean killing them. And in Minecraft you can't jump onto anything higher than one block tall.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can survive in desserts too yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First I was like lolwut, but then I saw the other s and I was like hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago