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You've never eaten a box of oreos, just the cookies inside. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
They've never came in a box either.. I've only seem them in a package.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They have came in boxes, especially in countries other than the US.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There are other countries besides the US???
by Anonymous12 years ago
I always cum in a box..
by Anonymous12 years ago
Clearly you were not neutered as a puppy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No circumcision for Jews
by Anonymous12 years ago
Totally different thing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
good job detective. bring more shit like this in.
by Anonymous12 years ago
CRIMINAL: JewishDoggy
VICTIM: eaglefan607
CRIME: Being a smartass.
PUNISHMENT: 1 day of Hanukkah instead of 7.
by Anonymous12 years ago
goddammit how am i going to tell my rabbi this
by Anonymous12 years ago
The family pack comes in a box.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not a fan of eating big packages anyway..
by Anonymous12 years ago
i was the 100th voter
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTcmOIcWe8A
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was the 643rd voter, 643>100, fact.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When exactly did you eat the oreo box?
by Anonymous12 years ago
'Exactly'?
Well I didn't check the exact time and I'm sorry for that, but if I had to guess it would have been around mid morning, around eleven, maybe 2 months ago.
Is this relevant?
Is it a problem to eat boxes?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yup it's pretty relevant...not sure if you read the OP or not, but give it a lookover
by Anonymous12 years ago
Relevant how?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's relevant to you being the first commenter to vote no way
by Anonymous12 years ago
So it wasn't actually relevant?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Are you retarded?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Probably. Why do you keep making replies that have nothing to do with anything whatsoever?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow! I think that should be an achievement. Call it the Budgerigar.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or maybe it could be called the no-life-loser award. Or yours...
by Anonymous12 years ago
who the hell voted no on this and actualy ate the box!?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Handsy and Vitae.
by Anonymous12 years ago
People who eat boxes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Goats. Or that guy in the Fiber One commercial.
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey, I've heard that plastic tastes pretty good, so don't go judging those people by their taste buds.
by Anonymous12 years ago
People who haven't eaten oreos, maybe. :O
by Anonymous12 years ago
Right, because it is definitely not clear that the second part of the post talks about eating "just the cookies inside" ...
by Anonymous12 years ago
... which is why someone who haven't eaten either the box or the cookies would vote no.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just... don't know how to respond to that...
by Anonymous12 years ago
My cousin also died from eating an oreo once. It was the last one, and I had no choice but to stab him 47 times with a butcher knife.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, I'm impressed. I usually only stab them 15-20 times with a regular knife.
by Anonymous12 years ago
CAAAAARL! That kills people!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My cousin died of eating an Oreo too. She was eating one and then got hit by a bus. It was really tragic because the bus wasn't what killed her. The bus driver is an Oreo junkie and hadnt had any all day so they killed her to get it. I cried for hours on end.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My cousin had something similar happen to him. The only difference is that he got shot in downtown Toronto while getting mugged...
by Anonymous12 years ago
People get mugged in Toronto? What's that aboot?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know! I thought all of them were friendly.
by Anonymous12 years ago
cool story bro ;-)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nom NOM Oreos
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like Oreos. They're like the biracial people of biscuits. They're black, white, and come in a blue wrapper. Even though there aren't any blue people, I'm just trying to get my point across that Oreos are pretty fucking chill.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Navi.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tatl?
by Anonymous12 years ago
repost.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well once I.... :3 just bit it
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oreos are yummy.
But why did you specifically say oreos?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like the halloween oreos with orange cream
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is just semantics. Typically speaking, when people say they eat a "box of oreos", they do not mean to imply that they ate the packaging along with or as opposed to the oreos. "Box" represents a quantity. A similar situation would be if you were baking a cake from prepared cake batter, and the recipe you use calls for a cup of water. You would not mix the cup you used to transport water aboot the kitchen into the cake batter, as cups are hardly the proper consistency to allow for easy mixing or an edible end result.
To reiterate, if I say I am eating a "box of oreos", I mean that I am eating a "box's worth of oreos" (i.e. a quantity of oreos whose volume could occupy the designated packaging).
inb4 it's a joke, gets voted down, other generic jeers, etc, etc...
by Anonymous12 years ago
IT'S A JOKE, I'M VOTING YOU DOWN, GENERICALLY JEERING AT YOU, ETC. ETC.
by Anonymous12 years ago
- caps lock
by Anonymous12 years ago
You really know how to charm a girl, don't you?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wait? You're a girl? Well there goes the male voice I used reading your comment above.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You were right to use the male voice.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Liking your comment because of the "aboot", I won't lie.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are of greater moral standards than I.
...And also maybe grammatical standards, as "I" cannot be the object of preposition "than".
by Anonymous12 years ago
this is a crap POTD
by Anonymous12 years ago
I could say something similar about your comment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Do it. I dare you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sir your comment is utterly terrible and you should now go jump into shark tank as it seems as though its that time of the month. I wish you fine day.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Holy shit, did you just reference my post? Http://amirite.net/577999
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why yes, yes I did.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know :) shameless self promotion :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh I got burrrrrrrned.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well your username is treescancatchfire.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes, yes it is.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your a tree. I hope you slowly burn and watch your friends get cut down by Peruvian lumberjacks.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You sick bastard.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I love you too.....tree.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tree hugger.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Excuse me sir, but how many POTDs do you have? Okay now stfu.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't have any. Your point?
Am I not allowed to have an opinion on the quality of a POTD until I achieve one myself?
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