+373 We should be thankful that "screwing" isn't an accurate description of sex. Imagine the difficulty of spinning your body like a helicopter propeller on top of your partner in order to make the screw go in the hole, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lmao i can't imagine it lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where would the screw driver go

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was imagining the guy being on top, so his body would be the screwdriver and his pito would be the screw.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think a new sex position was just invented

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're obviously not doing it right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well pigs have corkscrew-chaped penises, or peni, or whatever the plural is. So I guess they really DO screw each other to make baby piggies. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it's called the helicopter...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I find the nail gun strategy helps a lot with this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like there is already a sex position that works like this. interesting...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It should be called nailing instead of screwing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think I saw this in a very explicit Cosmo magazine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago