Marriage is like a tornado at first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but in the end you lose your house anyway. amirite?

+126 Marriage is like a tornado at first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but in the end you lose your house anyway. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah it's more like a big thunderstorm... Easy and fun at first, but the longer it goes on the less stuff you get to do, to where you finally just start jerking off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago