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It's nice when the authors of textbooks have a sense of humor, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Don't know if you're familiar, but I thought Thomas Bailey was pretty funny. He's a historian who wrote my A.P U.S. History textbook.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was actually thinking about the writer of my Psychology textbook junior year of HS. He mentioned "Psychoceramics (the study of crackpots)" on one page and then on the next page explained that that page was actually written on April Fool's Day and, sadly, psychoceramics does not exist.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, that's so funny! Bailey had a funny way of describing each President. He described President Harrison as an "amiable boob." There are even facebook groups about it! Some quotes:
To say that America, with some French aid, defeated Britain is like saying, "Daddy and I killed the bear"
"Babies went unborn as pinched budgets and sagging self-esteem wrought a sexual depression in American bedrooms"
"Tickle the soil with a hoe, and it will laugh a harvest."
by Anonymous12 years ago
For the first time in my life, I kind of want to read a History textbook. Weird.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know! We had tons of hw (since it was AP), and those chapters were long and grueling. Without the humor, I don't think I'd have been able to do it, lol. The crackpot thing was hilarious, though! Reading that I'd probably have thought, "Is this real?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
david meyers!
by Anonymous11 years ago
He wrote the American Pagent, right? If so, he's hilarious!!!
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yep, that's the textbook!
by Anonymous11 years ago
for the french quote is it saying that the french were the father or the son
by Anonymous11 years ago
The son, I think, based on the order.
by Anonymous11 years ago
If he wrote Ameican Pageant my outlook for this year for got so much better.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'm in AP US right now and we have that book. Now I'm actually excited. I already remember him saying something about the land not being fertile but the people sure were.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Haha! You should also count how many times he compares war to orgies.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think the French would be the father. Without them the Americans would not have won.
by Anonymous11 years ago
"The hypothalamus is responsible for the "four F's": feeding, fleeing, fighting, and reproduction."
by Anonymous11 years ago
My AP US book had this: "But if the Pilgrims had quickly secured themselves a safe place in the wilderness, what followed was hardly all cranberries and drumsticks."
by Anonymous11 years ago
Was your psychology book written by David Myers? Because he wrote my psych book for my HS class and had a great sense of humor
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