+1,252 The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well if you do that, they are sure to honk at you more, so for every honk they give you, you add another hour to the timer y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you for your valuable input. I mean, you could be out doing something important like saving people or getting off your ass and working, but no, commenting on a stupid website is wayyyy more important.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like you're doing?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I live in the safest city in the U.S, so I can't really be saving people. Also I can't be working since I'm underage. Your insult is invalid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you are doing what exactly...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmx5lzacZ-M

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l7YvlvkE24&feature=related

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ohhhhh dwight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

From Ruminations. Word for word.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is? the post? comment #1443770? the name PowerSerg? the reply button? the use of fragments?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be crazy! That's like clapping your hands for every time you clap your hands!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they say you should sit at a light for atleast three seconds. This seems safe, but lights in my area usually only last about ten seconds. If I sat for three seconds I would probably get honked at. Don't beep at me cause I'm trying to be safe!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

goddammit all these POTD's are stuff I already do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Feed the birds"? Wtf is this? Mary Poppins?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is this a new concept for you guys? I already do this...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time a lady did this to me while in the turning lane, so I turned on the emergency flashers, waited until she found a break in traffic to pull into the next lane, turned off the emergency lights and went... along with the other 10+ cars behind me. She couldn't get back in the turning lane...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How'd you measure that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To bad I can not drive or I would totally do this! To bad im still 10 but I have 6 yrs to go then I get to drive and do this!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why the fuck is a 10 year old on amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It make me laf and I dont think I spelled that wright but I just like it alot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a dirty site, and if you can't even spell laugh, right, or a lot right then you should even be on the internet all together.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*shouldn't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, I'm on my phone so it's difficult to type a bit. But yeah, thanks for correcting me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Another goddamn 10 year with a phone!?!?!?!?! You vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sexywaffle, I'm not 10 :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My bad bro!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aha, no problem at all man. It happens.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why the fuck is a 15 year old on amirite? The rules say you have to be 16. FYI

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It really doesn't affect anyone since I know what the fuck I'm saying. Plus, the admins, Anthony, and mods already know my age due to me going to chat regularly. They don't give a shit, because I'm not an idiot. So, in conclusion, your argument is fucked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trolololol. This is an absurd comment. Ten year-olds don't know how to use the internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*feeds*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 lay what on the hood?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MY DICK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know what's on the hood, but I'm in da hood. The engine is quite hot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You better fucking go.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer to throw the birdfeed on the windshield of the person's car.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just do a spontaneous Chinese fire drill!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's with all the asshole Anon's lately?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OR you could just honk back every time they honk at you, and not go anywhere

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im getting way to many notifications from this post... lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can fix that in settings.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ok thank youu

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Youre not AOP?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OP*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what does that mean? lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Original Poster. You didn't post it, and the only other comment you made no one replied to. So unless you're all the anonymouses you haven't gotten any?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oo i favorited the post and i keeep getting notifications tht pppl r commenting on the post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh okay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yup

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i told you guys the birds are coming

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please do, and bring fish. I like fish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen this somewhere else >.>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ruminations?

by Anonymous 12 years ago