+253 It's so annoying when you ask someone what they want to eat and they say "I feel like a pizza." I feel like a lamp, but that's not what I asked damn it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't really care when people say this, but it made me LOL so I yya'd anyways :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what they mean, don't be a dousche ocean.

by Anonymous 12 years ago