+188 Playing Call of Duty is one of the worst ways to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Agreed. Left 4 Dead is much better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh I dunno, Nazi zombies can pound the principles of zombie survival into you, keep moving, you are faster then them, find a good spot to kill and survive, get the Ray Gun. Sounds pretty fitting to me in case of a zombie apocalypse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if there's a zombie apocalypse and you're NOT in a huge building with weapons on the wall and chests containing every gun imaginable?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHY ARE YOU GIVING AWAY YOUR SECRETS, ZOMBIES? You really do need brains.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe I would've laughed at this if I was a retard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey now, retards like jokes as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha i dont get it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look, if everyone used knowledge based on CoD for the zombie apocalypse, it would be boring for us. We'd at least like to find someone who doesn't think that sitting in a certain corner of the house will render then completely invulnerable. On the other hand, seeing everyone high on morphine would be pretty funny...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there is barely any games that can. dead rising is a bit... extreme to prepare for. but games like dead island (coming eventually) and shellshock 2: blood trials are probably the best, the latter for headshots only and the prior for strategy/real life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ya kidding me? It's my life! Shredding thousands of nazi zombies, space zombies, monkeys, hellhounds and George Romero of course, fun guy, bit of a temper. You wanna survive? Grab a M60 and start the massacre.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're still alive? FUCK! We got Richtofen and that bastard Takeo, but somehow YOU of all people slipped through the cracks?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Psh. I'll get to level 19 in real life because I'll get in the corner and shoot those bitches up. But then I'll die because the other morons I'm with will run out to get the double points power up and will ultimately die, leaving me to ward off 100 zombies by myself. True story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago