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Jaws aren't made of glass; hearts are, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
For a second I thought this post was about the movie Jaws
by Anonymous12 years ago
They're made of flesh and muscles and such.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Totally. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Would you like to buy some chocolate?
by Anonymous12 years ago
at first I thought this said Jews...
by Anonymous12 years ago
When did Amirite? Become the dumping ground of pre-teens?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Neither are, my friend.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And...windows...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't understand..
by Anonymous12 years ago
Glass can't pump blood through my body. Maybe that's just me...
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