-87 Jaws aren't made of glass; hearts are, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For a second I thought this post was about the movie Jaws

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're made of flesh and muscles and such.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Totally. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would you like to buy some chocolate?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

at first I thought this said Jews...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When did Amirite? Become the dumping ground of pre-teens?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Neither are, my friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And...windows...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Glass can't pump blood through my body. Maybe that's just me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago