+973 If cockroaches can supposedly survive a nuclear bomb, then what the fuck is in Raid? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two nuclear bombs?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Misery and depression. Upon being sprayed, the cockroaches actually stab themselves with tiny knives.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

poison...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It must contain some sort of Chuck Norris byproduct..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's his piss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

anti-joke chicken: poison kills the cockroachs by shutting down their body in a number of ways. Radiation kills by causing cells to become damaged and fail to replicate properly. Cockroaches have very slow cell division rates meaning they aren't as affected.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Man, that sort of killed the joke for me now. But hey, you learn something new each day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Raid. That's what Timmy Turner should have wished for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DO NOT SWALLOW!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that cockroaches actually can't survive a nuclear bomb or war....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing can survive the initial blast, but cockroaches and most other small insects can survive the fallout from a nuke and start re-inhabiting the area almost immediately.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is from Philosoraptor!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If humans can supposedly survive Raid, then what the fuck is in a nuclear bomb? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They can survive high doses of radiation, not an actual bomb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago