Mountain Dew could release new versions of their drink to appeal to different people without actually changing their flavor. For example: They could have "What would Jesus Dew" for Christian drinkers, and "Scooby Dew" for the kids. amirite?

+432 Mountain Dew could release new versions of their drink to appeal to different people without actually changing their flavor. For example: They could have "What would Jesus Dew" for Christian drinkers, and "Scooby Dew" for the kids. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mountain Jew...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dew it for allah?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Combine with nike and just dew it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post sucks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post sucks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Better than most of your posts, anon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. Sorry. I will now leave and fail at an attempt to suck my own dick and fall asleep crying because I will never meet someone as awesome as you, PowerSerg.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least you're honest about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was me. I just got bored. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't Dew drugs kids

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a mixture for Christian Scooby Doo lovers? What Would Scooby Dew Dew?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poop-flavored soda. Doo Dew. That is all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago