+118 Christianity is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a joke guys, so don't go all RAHHHHHHHH. Got it from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2xX9P6/puhi.iki.fi/ :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Didn't your momma ever teach you to not talk about politics or religion with random people you're not close with

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And evolution is the theory that in the beginning there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason whatsoever and turned into everything which turned into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs because they JUST FELT LIKE IT. Because that makes SO much more sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, lighten up it was a joke D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not angry at all. Just giving an alternate perspective.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, as opposed to "At first there was nothing, but then there was something, and that something made something with his magical something because HE WAS BORED."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you have no idea what evolution is and should never try and argue against it ever again, you fucking retarded religious cunt. you whole post had almost nothing to do with it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...If I were trying to debate evolution I wouldn't go to amirite.com, man. I'm providing an alternate view on how your beliefs can also look crazy. Take a huuuuuge deep breath.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you weren;t debating it, your not even saying what evolution actually is so why did you attack it? even though u technically didn't attack it because your post had nothing to do with the real theory of evolution. again don't mention something you have no knowledge of, even if its on this site

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-snort- Really. If you really thought it didn't make sense, you wouldn't have gotten so defensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol. I love it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this made me lol. buuuuuut it's allll true, even of you don't agree with the wording!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In a sense, this is pretty much right. Just worded in a joking fashion that most ignorant people would not understand. The majority of my Christian friends would laugh and agree, so I don't understand what the big deal about this post is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just a lot of pissed off people I guess :[

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(incedioyou knew what you were doing, ass

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought it was funny, that's what jokes are. -_- obviously Christianity isn't about a god damn zombie. lighten up for once god....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"If you judge me by this joke and call me anti-Christianity or what ever, you should really go out more, look at the mirror at times and adjust your world view. Learn to laugh at yourself and have some fun."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just wondering, what are your views on religion? Atheist?...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why does that even matter? I just thought this was funny when I stumbledupon it -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not against it. I'm an Atheist, and I actually agree with this. Apparently more than you....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol :D wow some people are taking this too seriously. i think its hella funny XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMFAO Yeah! People definitely need to lighten up. I'm Catholic and I laughed at this. It's the modern terms to explain our faith :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How dare you??! I don't care if you got this from another site.. u still chose to put it on there. Okay... i admit it was funny IF I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOD. but i do. Second of all we don't eat Jesus' flesh and it's not a force. Lol i immediately thought of Star Wars. haha this is funny tho

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You just said it would be funny if you didn't believe in God and then you said it was funny...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why make a joke about the christian's God? why not Islam, or budhist, or Hinduism? I understand it's a joke, but cmon, there are people that get highly offended from stuff like this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMFG. Everybody has different views and beliefs, and is it really necessary to argue with people you've never met? What does it prove? Is it making you a better person? Is it helping you move forward in life AT ALL? All it's doing is creating enemys, and causing hurt feelings.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tell that to the leaders of the Crusades in the Middle Ages. Dumb ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Religous and political amirite posts are not entertaining. Go debate somewhere else.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol you people have a freak out. although this may be offensive to some, debating Christianity on amirite isn't going to convert anyone. good job all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, I love the people competing in the Stupid Olympics. :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you for being rude and disrespectful to the mentally handicapped. You should really be ashamed...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Anonymous):OMg True. How disrespectful can you be?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow, you're funny. stupid olympics. never heard that one before

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I find this highly offensive. And highly hilarious. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yea, old conversation, but I'll comment anyway. I'm Christian, I though it was funny. If you really think about it, it IS the truth, just put in different, sarcastic words. If you're Christian, and you're offended, just try to look at it differently. And pretty much if there are any political or religous posts, they just make for hurt feelings. So anyone reading this, try to stay away fom those :

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this is the first religion-as-a-joke post that I've seen positive!

by Anonymous 13 years ago