Yeah, it's great and all that the spiders are killing all the other bugs I hate, but they should do it without living in my house, amirite?

+370 Yeah, it's great and all that the spiders are killing all the other bugs I hate, but they should do it without living in my house, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rules that all spiders should follow: 1) Don't live in any human made structures 2) Don't be larger than, say, an average man's thumb nail 3) Don't build a web across a path 4) Most importantly, NEVER touch a human

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Follow these rules to ensure that we don't step on you repeatedly until we're sure that you died a painful death!

by Anonymous 12 years ago