Masturbation is a lot like playing Pokemon: the first time, it's great, almost magical. The next few times, it's still fun, but not as great. Eventually, you're just going through the motions to get to the end. amirite?

+486 Masturbation is a lot like playing Pokemon: the first time, it's great, almost magical. The next few times, it's still fun, but not as great. Eventually, you're just going through the motions to get to the end. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post made me orgasm, because it was soooo goood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pokemon never loses anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually most of us are continually looking for ways to enhance the experience! Gotta be better for you than resorting to drugs for your kicks!

by Anonymous 1 year ago