-209 "(-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / 2a = username" means that "username = 0", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine's a math question. The answer is ___________

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had the best algebra teacher and he taught us to remember this formula by putting it to the tune of pop goes the weasel (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So did all the algebra teachers at my school. YOU AREN'T SPECIAL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would you like me to tell it again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Could say the same to you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gooooo ahead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine didn't D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So did mine and it gets stuck in my head everytime I see the equation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It got stuck in my head during a state test. I couldn't think of anything else: Hmm... What was the formula for area of a circle? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO. What about Pythagorean Theorem? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO. √49? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO. Dog is to bark as fire truck is to __? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO. Who discovered America? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our teacher rapped. Why you so negative b? What you tryin to find? Is it plus, is it minus? You can't make up your mind From the root to the square put the radical over b squared that's hot like a toaster Minus for my a-c man that's crazy put a line under your bottom how you like that baby 2a, that's French for "you is" Quadratic Formula is ill how you like that kids

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There once was a negative b who couldn't decide whether to go to a radical party. B square-danced opposite four awesome chickens. It was all over by 2am.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We learned, "a negative boy was unsure whether he wanted to go to a radical party where he might be square, and lose four awesome chicks, and it would all be over at 2 am."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'a' equals, ne-ga-tive 'b', plus, or minus the squaaare root, of 'b', squared mi-nus '4ac', all over '2a'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We don't have to remember it 'cause we get formula sheets in all our exams.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uhh this is not fair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine too!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's sort of like saying "x+6=y, that means y=18, amirite?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used that formula for the last time ever on Friday! Maths 1 final exam over! Tomorrow, maths 2 over! SO AMPED

by Anonymous 12 years ago