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"(-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / 2a = username" means that "username = 0", amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mine's a math question. The answer is ___________
by Anonymous12 years ago
I had the best algebra teacher and he taught us to remember this formula by putting it to the tune of pop goes the weasel (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
So did all the algebra teachers at my school. YOU AREN'T SPECIAL
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story, bro.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Would you like me to tell it again?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Could say the same to you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Gooooo ahead.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story bro.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mine didn't D:
by Anonymous12 years ago
So did mine and it gets stuck in my head everytime I see the equation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It got stuck in my head during a state test. I couldn't think of anything else:
Hmm... What was the formula for area of a circle? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.
What about Pythagorean Theorem? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.
√49? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.
Dog is to bark as fire truck is to __? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.
Who discovered America? X=(-b ± √(b^2 - 4ac))/ 2a? NO.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Our teacher rapped.
Why you so negative b? What you tryin to find?
Is it plus, is it minus? You can't make up your mind
From the root to the square put the radical over
b squared that's hot like a toaster
Minus for my a-c man that's crazy put a line under your bottom how you like that baby
2a, that's French for "you is"
Quadratic Formula is ill how you like that kids
by Anonymous12 years ago
There once was a negative b who couldn't decide whether to go to a radical party. B square-danced opposite four awesome chickens. It was all over by 2am.
by Anonymous12 years ago
We learned,
"a negative boy was unsure whether he wanted to go to a radical party where he might be square, and lose four awesome chicks, and it would all be over at 2 am."
by Anonymous12 years ago
'a' equals, ne-ga-tive 'b', plus, or minus the squaaare root, of 'b', squared mi-nus '4ac', all over '2a'.
by Anonymous12 years ago
We don't have to remember it 'cause we get formula sheets in all our exams.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Uhh this is not fair.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mine too!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's sort of like saying "x+6=y, that means y=18, amirite?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I used that formula for the last time ever on Friday! Maths 1 final exam over! Tomorrow, maths 2 over! SO AMPED
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