+174 No you don't need alcohol to have fun. But why start a fire with sticks and flint if you have a lighter? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alcohol = Fun... No... Alcohol = Life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the way you think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the way you drink...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the only thing I'm good at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why don't we have screwdrivers... sans the orange juice?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

17 minutes until Happy Hour. Unless you're me, where about 11 hours a day are Happy Hours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's 5 o'clock where I am and it's White Russian Wednesday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Delish, you should try it with soju instead of vodka, it is more distilled. Can knock anyone out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, no, no silly... everclear is the way to go... those 190 proofs can put you right to bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reality= state of delusion induced by an abundance of blood in the alcohol system. Common side symptoms include but not limited to headaches, crankiness, and general state of discontent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago